Never, Never Cold to You E
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Piano-Bar Revenge · Infidelity Payback · Barroom Rock Storytelling
#VERSE
She rakes in the cash
For being cold, so cold
Perched at the piano
Tip jar overflows
Audra has talent
Carefully refined
Send a friend up to the stage
And she’ll blow their mind
#PRE-CHORUS
For birthdays, anniversaries
Bachelors and bachelorettes
Friends give a huge tip
For public embarrassment
#CHORUS
Cold, so cold
With cutting wit
The size of her jokes
Matches the size of the tip
#VERSE
Audra’s talents go further
Than silly party songs
She plays any request
And the crowd sings along
She dishes out funny insults
To those who won’t sing
But it’s never meant in meanness
It’s just part of the gig
#PRE-CHORUS
Audra’s boyfriend is the
Tall and handsome Malachi
But he’s never seen her show
’Cause he says he’s too shy
#CHORUS
And Audra’s cold, so cold
With her cutting wit
Malachi’s afraid she’d diss him
And that she wouldn’t quit
But Audra swears that’s something
She wouldn’t do, saying
“I’m cold, cold on the stage
Never, never cold to you”
(Cold, cold on the stage
Never, never cold to you)
#BRIDGE
Turns out Audra wasn’t
The only one with an act
Malachi wasn’t shy
Just stepping out behind her back
Every weekend night
While she was on stage
He was down at the dance clubs
With women half his age
#INSTRUMENTAL
#VERSE
Audra found out
But didn’t reveal she knew
She said, “Malachi, please show me
That your love is true
Just one time
Come see me perform”
He said, “Okay, this Saturday
But please, babe, be warm”
And Audra said…
#CHORUS
“I am cold, so cold
I cut people with my wit
But it’s all just an act
I won’t hurt you a bit
I swear, babe, that’s something
I wouldn’t do
I’m cold, cold on the stage
Never, never cold to you”
(Cold, cold on the stage
Never, never cold to you)
#PRE-CHORUS
So, Malachi showed up
She called him to stage
And it wasn’t an act
When she unleashed her rage
#CHORUS
And she was cold, so cold
With her cutting wit
Made sure the whole club knew
“Malachi’s a piece of shit”
Crowd pointing and laughing
His face turning blue
She sang a song about his manhood
That finished off with, “We’re through!”
#OUTRO
And then she said…
“Sorry I lied about
What I would do
But you lied about your cheating
That’s why I’m cold, cold to you
You’re a lying piece of shit
So, I’ll be cold, cold to you
You’re a lying piece of shit
So, I’ll be cold, cold to you”
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