Data Center
Phase Lock 303
Tech Satire · Upbeat · AI Commentary
#VERSE
First name “Data”
Last name “Center”
Bring a few billion
And she’ll let you enter
That’s what it costs
To play her game
Who she said she’d become
Is not who she became
#PRE-CHORUS
A sexy double agent in disguise
Acres of promises
Now server racks of lies
#CHORUS
(Data Center)
Sucking the power
(Data Center)
Endless kilowatt hours
Wasting water
From nearby streams
(Build it big, build it big)
Data Center Dream
(Build it big, build it big)
(Data Center Dream)
#VERSE
She brags of bejeweled servers
Beneath her sixty-acre roof
And her wiring—so sexy
That’s how we got seduced
City Council signed her tax breaks
Then quickly adjourned
She claims prosperity is coming
But, damn, we’re getting burned
#PRE-CHORUS
And all the jobs she vowed to bring
She’s been buzzing for months
We just feel her sting
#CHORUS
(Data Center)
Said we’d all be rich
(Data Center)
Traitor with her bait-and-switch
The town’s growing edgy
Starting to scream
She yells back…
(Build it big, build it big)
Data Center Dream
(Build it big, build it big)
(Data Center Dream)
#BRIDGE
Rumors are spreading
She’s not good for us
Technology’s changing
And she missed the bus
She talked a good game
Was looking so sweet
But the outfit she’s wearing…
Already obsolete
#INSTRUMENTAL
#VERSE
No doubt, she’s cute
With her “Hi, I’m Data Center” name tag
It was love at first reboot
But she’s an economic drag
And soon she’ll be abandoned
With rats in her walls
Like her decrepit Aunts and Uncles
The empty shopping malls
#PRE-CHORUS
We stared, amazed, with wide open eyes
Acres of promises
Now server racks of lies
#CHORUS
(Data Center)
Controlled by the rich
(Data Center)
Drove our town in the ditch
We see what we’re facing
But investors sing her theme…
(Build it big, build it big)
(Data Center Dream)
We fell straight into hell
For her sexy tech scheme
(Build it big, build it big)
(Data Center Dream)
#OUTRO
(Build it big, build it big)
(Data Center Dream)
(Build it big, build it big)
(Data Center Dream)
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